Funny Shayari

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Kabhi Na Wakt Kisi Pe Aisa Aaye......
By : Gagan (Views : 1077)

Kabhi Na Wakt Kisi Pe Aisa Aaye,
Ke Gaye Ko Ghas Se Dosti Ho Jaye !!!

Ghabra Gaya !!
By : Gagan (Views : 1856)

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya
Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha,
Bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!

Piche Mudke Dekho Yarro DGagan Ki Dukan Aa Gai.
By : Gagan (Views : 2155)

Rok do mere janaje ko mujhme jaan aa gai,
Piche mudke dekho yaro dGagan ki dukan aa gai.

Naukri Tum Karo Aur Salary Meri Ho.....
By : Gagan (Views : 8169)

Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
Khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.....

Laal Mirch
By : Gagan (Views : 9212)

Laal mirch hari mirch
Mirch badi tej hai
Biwi meri bholi bhali
Sali badi tej hai

Andaz Apne Dekhte Hai
By : Gagan (Views : 1590)

Andaz apne dekhte hai aaine me woh,
Aur ye bhi dekhte hai ke koi dekhta na ho.

Biwi Se Jo Dare
By : Gagan (Views : 1780)

Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Bandar Bhi English Padh Raha Hai
By : Gagan (Views : 1656)

Arz kia hai..................
Madmast hava hai,
Mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar bhi english padh raha hai,
Kya education ka jamana hai

Thoda Tum Chalo Thoda Hum Chale Gey
By : Gagan (Views : 1447)

Zindage Ki Rah Dushwar Hain To Kya Hua

Thoda Tum Chalo Thoda Hum Chale Gey

Pher Aagy Ja Kar Riksha Karwa Lay Gey

Kyunki Ravan Ke Baad ......
By : Gagan (Views : 1360)

Aaj ye baat mujhe samaj me aai,
Ki aap ko dharti par bhejna to ek bahana tha,
Kyunki ravan ke baad,
Kisi ko to dharti par aana thaAbhi Mujhe Jhukaam Hai...

Arz kia hai..................

Tere liya kuch bhi kar sakta hui
Lekin abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai
Tere liye sagar me doob sakta hui
Lekin abhi mujhe jhukaam hai

Har Gali Har Deewar Pe Tera Naam Hai
By : Gagan (Views : 1349)

Har gali har deewar pe tera naam hai,
Har gali har deewar pe tera naam hai,
Upar likha hai chappal chor,
Niche 5 ruppee ka inaam hai

Koi Ladka Aaj Awara Na Hota
By : Gagan (Views : 1476)

Chandni chowk ka fwara na hota,
Indiagate ka nazara na hota,
Fashion ne agar ladkiyo ko bigara na hota,
To india ka koi ladka aaj awara na hota

Dharti Se Aasman Tak
By : Gagan (Views : 1261)

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]

Hawa hi hawa hai !

Illegal Construction Keh Ke L.D.A Wale Tod Gate Hai
By : Gagan (Views : 955)

Zara zara kar ke uski yaadon ka mahal banate hai,
Zara zara kar ke uski yaadon ka mahal banate hai
Illegal construction keh ke L.D.A wale tod jate hai

Izzat Pane Ke Liye DGagan Pina Bahut ZGaganri Hai
By : Gagan (Views : 1214)

DGagan se nasha badhta hai,
Nasha se junun,
Junun se mehnat,
Mehnat se paisa,
Paisa se izzat,
Isliye izzat pane ke liye dGagan pina bahut zGaganri hai

Ye Sab Bakvas Hai.......
By : Gagan (Views : 1305)

Koi gham nahi par mann udas hai,
Koi rishta nahi par ek aas hai,
Kahne ko hai bahut apne,
Par tu hi ek khaas hai,
Aey jyada emotional mat ho,
Ye sab bakvas hai

Maine Siti Bajai ,wo Apne Baap Ko Le Aye
By : Gagan (Views : 1036)

Ram ne dhanush toda,Sita aye
Arjun ne teer chalaya,Dropati aye
Kishan ne bansi bajai,Radha aye
Maine siti bajai ,wo apne baap ko le aye

School Ki Chardiwari Mein....
By : Gagan (Views : 1162)

School ki chardiwari mein ajeeb sa khel hota hai,
Khel khel me dilo ka mel hota hai,
Isi liye to har saal bachay fail hota hai.

U Are 95% Lovely
By : Gagan (Views : 1854)

U are 95% lovely,
96% nice,
97% cute,
98% beautiful,
99% jhakkas &
100% fool to believe this.

Kya Hair Apne Paya Hain
By : Gagan (Views : 1337)

Kya hair apne paya hain
Kya body apne payi hai
Aisa lagata hai ke
Jaise aasman sa bhot nikal kar aaya hai

Tu Jo Chahe Wo Mile
By : Gagan (Views : 1383)

Tere lambi umar ho,
Tu aabad rahe,
Tu jo chahe wo mile.
Ab ye line yaad kar kitchen me ja katora le,
Ghar se nikal aur shuru ho ja.

Tum Hamesha...Muskurate Raho
By : Gagan (Views : 1306)

Tum hamesha...
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Mera kya jayega?
Log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge.

Rab Kare Apko Sab Mile Jaise-
By : Gagan (Views : 1294)

Rab kare Apko sab mile jaise-
Shakti,
Bhakti,
Rupiye,
Bangla,
Style,
Smile,
Personality,
Popularity,
Car,
Pyar.

Aur kya dekh rhe ho,kuch reh Gya Kya?
Lalchi !

Ek Hum Jo Jhoot Pe Jhoot Bole Ja Rahe Hain
By : Gagan (Views : 1194)

Ek aap ho ki kitne achche ho.
Ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ho.
Ek aap ho ki kitne sundar ho
Ek aap ho ki kitne sache ho
Ek hum jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja rahe hain!