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SHUKAR HAI SHAADI NAHI KI
By : Gagan (Views : 1788)

Chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai,
Humko aab tak kapdey dhoney ka woh Zamana yaad hai,

Dopehar ki dhoop mein kaprey sukhaney ke liye,
Woh mera khothey pe bhi nangey paoon jana yaad hai,

Aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping,
Woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai,

Saas sasur ki doston ab kya sunao dastaan,
Sasuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bhana yaad hai,

DGagan pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana para mujhey,
Woh mera dantoon taley, ilaichi chabana yaad hai,

Dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kissi dusri ladki ko,
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tarthrana yaad hai,

Wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai Mujhey,
Biwi ke purse se car ki chabi churana yaad hai,

Second show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar der say Ana,
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai,

Jab Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay par,
Woh mera tere belan se sir phorwana yaad hai,

Jab kabhi tujh sey teree umar poochnay per who tera duppatay main,
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey muskurana yaaad hai,

Apni umar chupanay ke liyah who tera munnay ko peetna,
Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kahna yaad hai,

Haftey baad hi muhh utha ker maikey ke liye jana tera,
Aur mera ghar mein jhadoo pochaa lagana yaad hai,

Khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan,
Aur tera beauty parlour pe woh paise udana yaad hai,

Yaad hai begum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhey pitna,
Aur baad pitney ke tera woh marham lagana yaad hai,

Aaye din saley saliyoon ka aana ghar pe mere,
Woh tera unkey samney mujhey murga bnana yaad hai,

Shukr hai 'Hum Tum' teri shaadi nahi hui abhi,
Shaadi shuda Yaroo ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai.

Aur Phool Khilne Se Pehle.....
By : Gagan (Views : 1351)

Arz kiya hai...
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
Ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi.

Gaur Farmaaiga...
By : Gagan (Views : 1532)

Arz hai..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..

Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge.

Jigar Ka Dard, Seene Mein Liye Ghoom Raha Hoo!
By : Gagan (Views : 1292)

Jigar ka dard, seene mein liye Ghoom raha hoo!
Jigar ka dard, seene mein liye Ghoom raha hoo!
Chauthi bhi gayee paachvi ko dhoond raha hoo...

Baithey The Maikhane Mein Paikhana Samjh Ke.........
By : Gagan (Views : 1171)

Baithey the maikhane mein paikhana samjh ke,
Pee gaye lote ka pani paimana samajh ke.

Ro-Ro Ke Tub Bhar Diye.........
By : Gagan (Views : 1277)

Humne Unki Yaad Me Ro-Ro Ke Tub Bhar Diye,
Wo Bewafa Aye Aur Usme Naha Ke Chal Diye!

Taj Mahal Ko Dekh Kar Bola Shah Jahan Ka Pota
By : Gagan (Views : 1348)

Taj Mahal Ko Dekh kar Bola Shah Jahan Ka Pota,
Aaj Hamara Bhi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar Dada Diwana Na Hua Hota.

Hum Bus Hidayat Hi De Sakte Hain
By : Gagan (Views : 1067)

Hum Majboor Hain,
Hum Bus Hidayat Hi De Sakte Hain,
Yadi Hamare Bus Me Hota To Is Sher Ko Site Se Hi Hata Dete.

Kuch Dhang Ka Likha Karo
By : Gagan (Views : 1132)

ShriMaan, Internet Par Ho,
Kuch Dhang Ka Likha Karo,
Yahan par achey log bhi Shayari Padhte Hain,
Kuch To Sharm Kiya Karo.

Thodi Si Uljhan Hai, Kripya Samadhan Bataiye
By : Gagan (Views : 1070)

Dosti To Ho Gayi Lekin,
Dost Kuch To Hame Bhi Samjhaiye,
Thodi si Uljhan Hai,
Kripya Samadhan Bataiye,
Mere Dost Tum 'He' Ho Ya "She',
Jara Ye To Bataiye.

Aisa Bhi Nahi Hei Ke I DONT LIKE UR FACE
By : Gagan (Views : 1647)

Aisa bhi nahi hai ke I DONT LIKE YOUR FACE
Aisa bhi nahi hai ke I DONT LIKE YOUR FACE...
But dil ke storage me NO MORE DISK SPACE.

Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchhi Nazar Se...........
By : Gagan (Views : 1462)

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai, to hum behosh ho gaye...!!!

Tajmahal Mat Banaana...COSTLY Padegaa!!!
By : Gagan (Views : 1518)

Lamhaa hai... dost banaate chalo,
Dil mile na mile haath milaate chalo,
Tajmahal mat banaana...COSTLY padegaa!!!
Par har taraf ek na ek mumtaaz banaate chalo!!!

Woh Ab Read Only Hai...
By : Gagan (Views : 1252)

Nazar me to koyi hai,
Shaayad wo lonely hai,
Lekin problem sirf yehi hai,
Ke woh ab read only hai.

Train Ruki Khidki Khuli...
By : Gagan (Views : 1453)

Yaad hai woh pal jab hum pehli baar mile thay,
Train ruki khidki khuli,
Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha "Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba!"

Khaayi Bhi To 'HARI MIRCHI' -hai..!!!
By : Gagan (Views : 1177)

Hothon se jo chhoo liya,
Ehsaas ab tak hai,
Aankhein nam hai,
Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab...
Khaayi bhi to 'HARI MIRCHI' -hai..!!!

Phone Nahi To OFFLINER Hi Diya Karo..!!!
By : Gagan (Views : 1296)

Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyaar nahi to Shikaayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to OFFLINER hi diya karo !!!

Usey Padhne Ke Liye Sirf Aapko Banaya Hota
By : Gagan (Views : 1092)

Usey padhne ke liye sirf aapko banaya hota,
Aap padhte padhte so jaate,
Isi bahaane hume gale to lagaya hota.

Ghoonghat Me Tujhe Dekha To.....
By : Gagan (Views : 1150)

Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to,
Deewana hua Sangeet ka taraana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti me mastaana hua,
Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to,
Is duniya se ravaana hua.

Gadha Jo Khaaye Wo Ghaas Ho Tum..........
By : Gagan (Views : 1084)

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,

Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum !!!

Kabhi Na Wakt Kisi Pe Aisa Aaye......
By : Gagan (Views : 1077)

Kabhi Na Wakt Kisi Pe Aisa Aaye,
Ke Gaye Ko Ghas Se Dosti Ho Jaye !!!

Ghabra Gaya !!
By : Gagan (Views : 1856)

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya
Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha,
Bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!

Piche Mudke Dekho Yarro DGagan Ki Dukan Aa Gai.
By : Gagan (Views : 2155)

Rok do mere janaje ko mujhme jaan aa gai,
Piche mudke dekho yaro dGagan ki dukan aa gai.

Naukri Tum Karo Aur Salary Meri Ho.....
By : Gagan (Views : 8169)

Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
Khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.....

Laal Mirch
By : Gagan (Views : 9212)

Laal mirch hari mirch
Mirch badi tej hai
Biwi meri bholi bhali
Sali badi tej hai