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Tumharee Pehchaan
By : Gagan (Views : 2417)

Aasmaan pe jitne sitare hai (Wah Wah)
Aakhon me jitne ishare hai (Wah Wah)
Samander ke jitne kinare hai(Wah Wah)
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hai (Ab bolo Wah Wah)

Agar Tu Mujhe Bhool Jaye.........
By : Gagan (Views : 3058)

Tere bistar me khatmal ho,
Tere room me machar ghume,
Teri razai fatey,
Puri raat tujhe thand lage,
Tere sapno me bhoot aaye,
Gali me kutte bhoke,
Agar tu mujhe bhool jaye.

Tere Liya Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hoon...........
By : Gagan (Views : 2696)

Tere liya kuch bhi kar sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai.

Tere liye sagar me doob sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe zukaam hai.

Teri Zulfein Hain Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saaya........
By : Gagan (Views : 2398)

Teri Zulfein Hain Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saaya,
Teri Zulfein Hain Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saaya,
Sar Mundwa Le To Ho Jaaye Savera!!!

"Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari"
By : Gagan (Views : 2716)

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari,
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega.

Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar,
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.

Teri Zulfein Yu Lehra Rahi Thi.........
By : Gagan (Views : 2380)

Teri zulfein yu Lehra Rahi Thi.........
Teri zulfein yu Lehra Rahi Thi.........
" Jaise Bhains Poonch Hila Rahi thi"

Mummy Se Keh Gaye..................
By : Gagan (Views : 3156)

Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.

Pagalo Ke Stock Me Naya Maal Aaya
By : Gagan (Views : 2211)

Tumko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Pagalo ke stock me naya maal aaya.

Ab Piyo Wine And Whisky...
By : Gagan (Views : 2031)

Jise samjha Leher Pepsi... Woh niklii Zeher Pepsi,
Jise samjha Coca Cola... Woh nikla Dhoka Cola,
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky... Life hogi No More Risky..!!!

Chullu Bhar Number Aate Hain........
By : Gagan (Views : 2001)

Samunder bhar syllabus hai,
Nadi bhar padh pate hai,
Balti bhar yaad reheta hai,
Mug bhar likh pate hain,
Chullu bhar number aate hain,
Aur usi mein doob kar mar jaate hain.

Suwar Ke Bachhe!
By : Gagan (Views : 2044)

Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memney�
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Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote hain.

Bheja Bheja Karke Kha Logi Kya Bheja
By : Gagan (Views : 2743)

Bheja Bheja Karke Kha Logi Kya Bheja,
Jisne Tumhe Ye Sher Bheja Usme To Nahi Tha Bheja,
Aur Tumne Ise Hamare Liye Bheja Iska Matlab Tum Me Bhi Nahi Hai......
Aur Maine Bhi Ise padha Aur Reply Bheja Iska Matlab, Mujh Me Bhi Nahi Hai Bheja.

Mujhe Wife Ko Sister Kehna Pad Raha Hai..............
By : Gagan (Views : 2795)

Arz kiya hai-
Hoon mein doctor jahan,
Meri wife hai nurse wahan,
Ye kaisa zulm sehana pad raha hai,
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha hai.

Chimpanzi Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi!!
By : Gagan (Views : 1716)

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Jhakkas Item Tere Ko BHAIYA Keh Gayi.............
By : Gagan (Views : 1884)

Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi,
Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,
Abe teri kya izzat rah gayi,
Jab ek jhakkas item tereko BHAIYA keh gayi.....

Tere Khyalon Mein Kho Kar Aksar
By : Gagan (Views : 2924)

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

"JAO BABA Aage Jao...Aage Jao...
By : Gagan (Views : 1870)

Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...
Itna aage jao...
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse yahi kahein...
"JAO BABA Aage jao...Aage jao... Change nahe hai!

Aur Bhi Aati Rahengi
By : Akbar Khan (Views : 1625)

Meri mehbooba ne mujhse kaha,
Teri tasvir nigahon mein aati rahengi,
Na chain aayega aur neend bhi jati rahegi,
Mujhe achanak chhod kar jaane wale,
Tere jaane ke baad teri yaad aati rahegi.

To maine jawab diya-

Aur tasvire nigaho main aati rahengi,
Na chain jayega aur neend bhi aati rahegi,
Mujhe achanak chhod kar jaane wali,
Tumahare jaane ke baad aur bhi aati rahengi.

Bin Laden Ko Pakdne Ke Liye 100 Gadhe Chahiye
By : Gagan (Views : 1559)

Bin Laden ko pakdne ke liye 100 gadhe chahiye,
99 to mil gaye hain,
Tum jaise hi ye message ko padho,
Turant nikal pado.

Maanga Hisaab Khuda Ne To...
By : Gagan (Views : 1635)

Le chal botal kafan me chhupakar,
Kabar me piya kareinge,
Maanga hisaab khuda ne to,
Dhakan me use bhi diya kareinge.

Chatri Lauta De Bhai.......
By : Gagan (Views : 1437)

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

Tum Kya Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Ho.....
By : Gagan (Views : 1392)

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ke tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Dil Dena Hai To De.........
By : Gagan (Views : 1700)

Bole to ek dum jhakas naya style propose marne ka:
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Mar dalegi kya,
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya.

SWEATER PAHENO THAND LAG JAYGI !
By : Gagan (Views : 1610)

Kashmir ki vadiyo me,
Barfeli hawaon me,
Jheel ke kinare Heer ko Ranjhey ne jo kaha,
Wahi baat mai tumse kahta hu,
SWEATER PAHENO THAND LAG JAYGI !

Ek Yug Tha Log Ghar Ke Darwaje Par Likhate The
By : Gagan (Views : 1401)

Ek yug tha log ghar ke darwaje par likhte thay..ATITHI BHAWA,
Phir likha ..SHUBHA-LAABH,
Phir Likha.YOU ARE WELCOME,
Aur ab likhate hai KUTTE SE SAVDHAAN.