Funny Shayari

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Kidney Liver
By : Gagan (Views : 4895)

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,
Doob kar jisme mar jaoon vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.

Main Sadak
By : Gagan (Views : 4167)

Main sadak pe chal raha tha,
Mujhe ek buddhu dikh gaya,
Koi aur nahi,
Navjot singh siddhu mil gaya.

POWER-CUT!
By : Gagan (Views : 7169)

Raatan nu nind na aave,
Dine chain na aava,
Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
Rab ne muskara ke keha," Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai...!!!!

Dulhan Ka GANA!!
By : Gagan (Views : 11994)

Nayi-Nayi shadi thi,
Naya tha Zamana,
Dulha bechain tha,
Sun-ne ko gana,
Dulhan ne shuru kiya GANA...
"BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA"

Apna Bana Ke Chhodunga!!
By : Gagan (Views : 4600)

Usne mujhe kaha tha ke,
'Ek Din main tujhe apna bana ke chhodunga,
Aaj vo baat sach ho gayi,
Bewafa ne aaj mujhe apna bana ke chhod diya!!'

Rabba Dukh Na Devi Yaar Saade Nu
By : Gagan :) (Views : 3781)

Rabba dukh na devi yaar saade nu,
Saanu chahe dukhaan da pahaad dede,
Ghummey nawe cycle te yaar sada,
Saanu bhawein purani mercedes car dede.

Syane
By : Gagan(Views : 3539)

Hum Unke Pyaar me dewane ho gaye
wo hamare pyaar me syane ho gaye
unse mile hue hume zamane ho gaye
pata chala unke to nayne ho gaye

Aasmaan Mein Ud Raha Hai Kabootar !
By : Gagan (Views : 4357)

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar,
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar,
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter.

Jise Dil Diya Woh Delhi Chali Gayi !!
By : Gagan (Views : 3410)

Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi,
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim,
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi.

Teri Yaad Aayi To...
By : Gagan (Views : 4039)

Baithe baithe kamre mein kar rahi thee press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress!

Pyar Aur Tajmahal
By : Gagan (Views : 4265)

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
Par kuch khaas nahi hua,
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha,
Par afsoss ke loan pass nahi hua.

Jab Tumhe Dekhoon My Dil Start Flying
By : Gagan (Views : 3338)

Jab tumhe dekhoon my dil start flying,
Tumse baat kare to i keep trying,
Jab too door jaye i fell like crying,
Are itna tension mat le i was joking.

Ladkiyon Ko Itni Beauty....
By : Gagan (Views : 4628)

Aye Khuda kyon deta hai tu Ladkiyon ko itni Beauty,
Ke Ladke unse Line Marna samjhte apni Duty.

Accident Ho Jayega....
By : Gagan (Views : 3515)

Aise na dekho in qatil nigahon se,
Accident ho jayega agar nazar hat gayi rahon se!!

Dali Dali Dali...
By : Gagan (Views : 3112)

Dali !
Dali !
Dali !
Har dali par nazar dali,
Har chaman par dali,
Jis dali par nazar dali,
Woh mali ne kaat dali.

Chham Chham Karti Woh Chali Aayi
By : Gagan (Views : 3027)

Chham chham karti woh chali aayi,
Chham chham karti woh chali gayi,
Hum sindhoor lekar khade rahe,
Woh Rakhi bandhkhar chali gayi.

Saara Shehar Hai Peene Waala.......
By : Gagan(Topper In Wc (Views : 3125)

Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala,
Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shehar hai peene waala.

Ode To Organic Chemistry
By : Gagan (Views : 2885)

Motee kitab lagti hai takia,
Dekh kar neend-si aati hai.

Par likhi hai andar aisi qayamat,
Neend aati nahi, ud jati hai.

Tumse Milkar......
By : Gagan (Views : 12811)

Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
Ab humein chod kar mat jana yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kis ko banayenge.

Kayar, Shayar, Shohar
By : Gagan (Views : 3337)

Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain..

Unki Galli............
By : Gagan (Views : 3818)

Hum unki galee se guzre, wo ek ittafak tha.......
Hum unki galee se guzre, wo ek ittafak tha.......

Khidki se gira phool.......
Aji haan,
Khidki se gira phool,
GAMLA bhi uske saath tha..........

Rishtey
By : Gagan (Views : 3213)

Rishtey aaj kal coin box phone ke jaisi hai,
Sikke daalo to baat hoti hai,
Sikke ke upar sikka na daalo to,
Connection kat jaata hai.

Dosto Kaisa Ho
By : Gagan (Views : 3729)

Arz kiya hai,Zara gaur farmaiye,
Naa hi zaroorat hai sitaron ki,
Naa hi zaroorat hai faltu yaaron ki,
Ek dost chahiye aapke jaisa,
Jo watt laga de Hazaron ki.

MERA KEHNA SUNO
By : Gagan (Views : 3480)

Zindagi badi udaas hai,
Mujhe lagi pyaas hai,
Duniya se naa koi aas hai,
Mujhe khelni aati bas tash hai,
Mein uska sar fodh doonga,
Jisne kaha meri shayari bakwaas hai....

Hamara Saath
By : Gagan (Views : 2851)

Saaz ke saath Awaaz,
Phool ke saath khushboo,

Jism ke saath Ruh,
Khushi ke saath Gam,

Aur aap ko tang karne ke liye Hum..!!
HAR PAL HAR DUM.