Funny
Shayari
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Gaali
By : Gagan (Views : 2607)
Band hothon ka rang hai,
Phool-gulab ki laali.
Band hothon ka rang hai,
Phool-gulab ki laali.
Khule to hothon ka dhang hai,
Dena kadvee gaali.
Bus Chali....Jhatka Laga!
By : Gagan (Views : 2384)
Bus chali,
Jhatka laga,
Ek Ladka
Ek Ladki pe ja gira,
Ladki
boli badtameez,
Kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka bola,
JI!
D.A.V. College se B.Sc final kar raha hoon!!
Ek Baar Jaan Mang Ke To Dekho
By : Gagan (Views :
2507)
Ek baar jaan maang ke to dekho,
Ek baar yaad karke to dekho,
Agar hum
na aaye to Samajh lena
Nawaab soye hue hain or cell silent pe hai.
Hame Malum Hai Ki Aap Hame Bhula Nahi Sakte
By : Gagan
(Views : 2227)
Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula nahi sakte,
Lekin paas bhi hamare aa
nahi sakte,
Yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU....
Please yaar kya
tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE!
Qabr
By : Gagan (Views : 2299)
Dil chahta hai ke apne ghar ke paas Qabr banaa doon,
Dil chahta hai ke
apne ghar ke paas Qabr bana doon,
Tu fatheha padhne aaye aur tujhe dafna
doon.
Noor Ki Yaad
By : Gagan (Views : 2327)
Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi,
Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa
gayi,
Tere shauk purey karte karte mujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi.
Mehaboo Ki Shamil (funny)
By : Gagan (Views : 2543)
Ishk ke izhaar ke lafzoon mein,
Badd-kismathee se yeh shayari kyon aathi
hai.
Ishk ke izhaar ke lafzoon mein,
Badd-kismathee se yeh shayari kyon aathi
hai.
WAH WAH karne wale logon mein,
meri mehaboob bhi shamil ho jaathee
hi.....
Jo Tumko Ho Pasand Wo Hi Bat Kahenge
By : Gagan Kr
Srivastava (Views : 4408)
jo tumko ho pasand wo hi bat kahenge.
tum agar din ko rat kaho, to rat
kahenge,
Kyonki.......
Paglon se bahas nahi ki ja sakti.
Darr Lagta Hai
By : Gagan (Views : 11796)
Darr lagta hai teri aankhon mein doob na jaoon,
Kyon ki mujhe tairna hi
nahi aata.
Yaad
By : Gagan(Views : 4886)
Jee karta hai,
Ek patthar loon.
Aur uss par pyar se likhoon,
"I MISS
YOU".
Aur phir kheench ke maroon tere sar pe,
Tab pata chale,
Kitna dard hai
teri yaad mein.
Maine Maana Sita Magar
By : Gagan (Views : 3222)
Maine maana sita magar,
Tujhe mujh se mohabbat nahi,
Isiliye dusri
talash kar raha hoon.
KOI PATTHAR SE
By : Gagan (Views : 3899)
Koi patthar se na mare mere deewane ko,
Bomb se udaa dalo sale ko.
Pati Aur Patni
By : Gagan (Views : 4714)
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!
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shaadi se
pehle
ek aadmi:
Tajmahal banwana chahta hoo,
magar Mumtajmahal milthi hi nahi.
shaadi ke baad
ek aadmi:
Tajmahal banwana chahta hho,
magar Mumtajmahal marthi hi nahi
TERI AANKHEIN
By : Gagan (Views : 4437)
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI
JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH
GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.
Bahar Wali
By : Gagan (Views : 4545)
Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,
Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho,
Wo
ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho,
Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na
ho.
JANAB
By : Gagan (Views : 10263)
JANAAB AAP KA SHER PADHNA BHI KHOOB HAI,
PADHTE HO MEHMOOD JAHAAN MEHBOOB
HAI.
Bhoot Ho Kya
By : Gagan (Views : 14955)
Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab
nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho
kya jo tum itna daraate ho.
Jo Tujhse Shaadi Karega
By : Gagan (Views : 14671)
Aaj bagh mein kali hai,
Kal gualab hoga,
Jo tujh se shaadi
karega,
uska dimaag kharab hoga.
Tera Suroor
By : Gagan (Views : 13494)
Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta
khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale
Langoor.
Party Karenge
By : Gagan (Views : 8229)
Kal agar mein mar bhi jaun,
Aey dost mere marne ka gam na karna,
Aasoon
bhi na bahana,
Meri arthi bhi naa uthana,
Sidhey upar chale aana,
Party
Karenge.
Nahana
By : Gagan (Views : 6753)
Mausaam hai mastana yeh dil hai deewana,
Aise may tum?
Aise may tum?
Tum?
Haan tum,tum,
Lux say do baar naha kar aana.
Moodel Saunpaa Jayega
By : Gagan (Views : 3904)
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh
jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,
Kya pata kal kaun sa
model tumhe saunpaa jayega.
Tumhare Samne
By : Gagan (Views : 4964)
Tumhare samne hain itney items,
Kabhi hame bhi pick karo,
Hamare pyar
ke ICON pe,
Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo.
Khud Ko Kar Le Buland Jitna
By : Gagan (Views :
4409)
Khud ko kar le buland jitna,
Batana khuda ne hi hai,
Ki meri raza kya
hai.
Aashiq
By : Gagan (Views : 11318)
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par
ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi mere zindagi mein,
To Reliance ki
kasam Bihar mein bhi Taj mahal bana denge..
