Funny Shayari

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Shayar Hun Main
By : Gagan (Views : 2402)

Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena

Bottle
By : Gagan (Views : 2063)

Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere,
shamshan me bhet kar piya karuga,
khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse,
ek ek peg bana kar diya karuga.

ABHI TAK KUNWAARA
By : Gagan (Views : 2174)

APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN,
APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN,
FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN,
KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.

Kuch Tey Pardey Daari Rakh,
By : Gagan (Views : 2003)

kuch tey pardey daari rakh,
bhawein pyar bazaari rakh,
fone te tu kade karna nai,
merjaniye miss callan te mari rakh.

Bandar Jab Koi
By : Gagan (Views : 3164)

Shaam hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas -paas hota hai..

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

Kaash Koi Exam Ke Rijalt Ka
By : Gagan (Views : 4396)

Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.

Mohabbat Ka Sirap Ho Tum
By : Gagan (Views : 3119)

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.

Gagan

FUNNY
By : Gagan (Views : 3198)

Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati

Ki Haal Sunava
By : Gagan (Views : 4064)

Ki haal sunava apni class da otthe kehda padhai hundi si,
Hatthan ch hunde si mobile, te MP3 chalai hundi si,
Har lecture vich susti paayi hundi si,
Canteen vich vi velle ni si rehnde, otthe chaa di rail banai hundi si,
Yaar baithe hunde si akhirle bench te aakh pehle bench wali te takai hundi si.

Bura Nahee
By : Gagan (Views : 3299)

Ashik ban gaya,
Mat karo waar,
Bura nahee ye pyaar,
Bura hai intezaar.

Letter diyaa to,
Thappad mat maro yaar,
Bura nahee ye ikraar,
Bura hai inkaar.

Sharaabee bana to,
Mat dalo ilzaam,
Bura nahee ye jaam,
Bura hai anjaam.

Papu
By : Gagan (Views : 3899)

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Saari Class Ka Dil Udaas Ho Gaya,
Saari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya.

Dil
By : Gagan (Views : 3744)

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.

Naa Hame Haarna Aata Hai
By : Gagan (Views : 2785)

Naa hame haarna aata hai,
Naa hame jeetna aata hai,
Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety bajana aata hai.

Jab Main Peeta Thha....
By : Gagan (Views : 2484)

Jab main peeta thha, jab main peeta thha,
To usne chhuda di apni qasam de kar,
Jab mainey chhodi, to yaaron ne pila di uski qasam de kar!!!

Mashooqaa Se Aankh Ladana....
By : Gagan (Views : 2072)

Mashooqaa se aankh ladana har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi,
Mashooqaa se aankh ladana har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi,
Chauraahe pe joote khaana har kisi ke bass ki baat nahi!!!

Darr Lagta Hai Tez Hawaon Se....
By : Gagan (Views : 2265)

Har geet ko main gaati nahi,
Har saaz ko gungunati nahi,
Darr lagta hai tez hawaaon se,
Isliye main ghar ke bahar jaati nahi!!!

Apne Deewane Par Kyon Itna
By : Gagan (Views : 2092)

Apne deewane par kyon itna zulm dhaate ho,
Khwaab mein bhi baap ko saath laate ho.

Programmer
By : Gagan(Views : 1953)

Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,
Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Arey tankhwah milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai,
Aur wah wah bolne mein tumhara kya jaata hai.

Aapko Kya Lagta Hai Hum Aapse Flirt Karte Hain....
By : Gagan(Views : 1290)

Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hain,
Ruko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hain,
Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai,
Warna aise waisson par hum bhi time waste nahi karte hain.

Ladkiyon Ke Gaal Hote Hain Kiss Karne Ke Liye!!!
By : Gagan (Views : 2306)

College mein class hoti hai miss karne ke liye
Ladkiyon ke gaal hote hain kiss karne ke liye!!!

Achhe Log Jaldi Oopar Jaate Hain
By : Gagan (Views : 1897)

Achhe log jaldi oopar jaate hain,
Achhe log jaldi oopar jaate hain,
Yeh to achha hua ki main achha nahi hua!!! ha ha!

Ladkiyon Ke Baal
By : Gagan Raja (Views : 2623)

Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hain,
Ladkon ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,
Khoon choos leti hain ladkon ka sara,
Tabhi toh inke Honth (lips)Laal hote hain.

Shak Kyun Nahin
By : Gagan (Views : 1991)

Kaun kehta hai ki buddhe ishq nahin karte,
Wo karte hain lekin log unpe shak nahin karte.

Dil Day Chain
By : Gagan (Views : 4565)

O marey dil day chain,
Taare peeche kutte pain,
Tu lutya maare dil da chain,
Rab kare tainu keeday pain,
Taare nain baday nasheelay,
Jeewan jhadoo day teelaey,
Tu maare dil which enjh wassi,
Jeevan kichad ch majh phassi,
Jaanay jigar jannay tamanna,
Eddar aa taryan lattan pana.

Ek Sharabi (A Drunk)
By : Gagan (Views : 2820)

Botal chupa dena kafan mein meri,
Shamshan mein piya karunga,
Jab maangega hisaab khuda,
To unhe bhi ek peg bana kar diya karunga.