Funny Shayari

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Yaadein
By : Gagan (Views : 1894)

yaadein wo nahi jisme bichadne ka ghum chupa hai
yaadein wo nahi jisme aankom ka num chupa hai
yaadein wo nahi jisme tanhai ka zakhm chhupa hai
yaadein wo hain jisme Hrithik ne act kiya aur jise Subhash ghai ne direct hai.

Jo Hukum Karta Hai Woh Iltza Bhi Karta Hai
By : Gagan (Views : 1917)

jo hukum karta hai, woh iltza bhi karta hai,
aasman kahin jhuka bhi karta hai,
aur tu bewafa hai to ye khabar bhi sun le,
intzaar mera koi wahan bhi karta hai.

Twinkle Twinkle Lazy Star,
By : Gagan (Views : 2049)

twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega utja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
utke jaldi peele chaai,
msge me and say me hai

Aaj Pata Chala
By : Gagan(Views : 2140)

Hasti Thi Hasaati Thi,
Dil Ko Bahut Bhaati Thi,
Dekh Dekh Sharmaati Thi,
Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi,
Aaj! Pata Chala
vo to Pagal Thi.

Kadam Kadam Pe
By : Gagan(Views : 1923)

Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna,
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi,
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna.

Kya Kare ?
By : Gagan (Views : 1991)

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai?
Yeh ON kaise hota hai?

aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

Ek Shayar Ki Kahani
By : Gagan (Views : 1872)

hum ko shayar bana kar ,
saari raat jaga kar,
khud so rahe hain bahane bana kar.

TERA SAATH NIBHAYENGE
By : Gagan (Views : 1760)

TERA SAATH NIBHAYENGE SAATO JANAM
TERA SAATH NIBHAYENGE SAATO JANAM
TERA SAATH NIBHAYENGE SAATO JANAM
MAA KASAM SHAAYRI KHATAM.

TU KAHE TO TERE LIYE
By : Gagan (Views : 1901)

TU KAHE TO TERE LIYE CHAAND TAARE TOD DU
TU KAHE TO BANDH DARWAAJE KHOL DU
TU KAHE TO YEH DUNIYA CHHOD DU
TU EK BAAR TO HASKE DEKH MERE DOST
TERE SAARE DAANTO KO TOD DU.

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle
By : Gagan (Views : 1457)

bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pehle hi bakri kha gayi.

Tumhe Kya Pata
By : Gagan (Views : 1413)

Tumhe kya pata ke GUM kya hai,
Tumhe kya pata GUM kise kehte hai,
Tum kya jaano GUM kya cheez hai,

Kyonki...
Tumne to hamesha THUK se hi Envelop chipkaya hai.

Padh Likh Kar
By : Gagan (Views : 1260)

Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai,
Ek Din To Sab Ko Marna Hai,
Mar Kar Phir Paida Hue,
To Phir NURSARY Se Hi Shuru Karna Hai.

Jab Tum Haste Ho
By : Gagan (Views : 1245)

Jab Tum Haste Ho To Lagta Hai,
Ke Aadmi Pehale BANDAR Tha,
Dekho Gussa Mat Hona,
Kyonki Jab Tum Gussa Hote Ho,
To Lagta Hai Ke Aadmi Aaj Bhi BANDAR Hai.

Sharab Ke Nashe Me Kaha
By : Gagan (Views : 1174)

gurur "RUM" ah,
gurur "WISHKY",
gurur "VODKA" GIN eshwara,
gurur sakshat peg brahma,
Tasme sri BEER_E_Namah!,
Bhagwan aapko sada__SUNN rakhe.

Assi Dilon Yaad Aavange
By : Gagan (Views : 1198)

Tussi lakh bhula ke vekkho
asi dilon yaad aavange
iss duniya vich bohat chaahan waale
asi sab toh vad ke chawange
tussi paani pi pi thak jaana
assi hichkiyan ban ban aavange

JAB AAP MUSKURAATE HAIN
By : Gagan(Views : 2071)

NA MAA KI YAAD AATI HAI, NA VAALID YAAD AATE HAIN
MEHBOOB, HAM TUMKO, MAGAR, BHOOLE NA BHOOL PAATE HAIN

AAWAAZ BHAR SUN KE TUMHAARI, SIHAR UTHTAA HAI BADAN
KUCHH FAKR SAA HOTAA HAI, JAB TASHRIF AAP LAATE HAIN

NAZREIN MILEIN TO KAANO MEIN, SAU GHANTIYAAN SI BAJTI HAIN
DIL JHOOM JHOOM UTHTA HAI, JAB AAP MUSKURAATE HAIN

JO TUM NAHIN TO VAQT KUCHH THEHRA HUA SA LAGTAA HAI
JO TUM NAHIN TO LOG BHI HAM SE NAZAR CHURAATE HAIN

Bihar Me Bhi Tajmahal
By : Gagan (Views : 2428)

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

Doston Ki Yaari
By : Gagan (Views : 1712)

Doston Ki Dosti Se Tang Tha Main Is Quadar.
Mar Gaya To Khush Hua Jab Dost Dafnane Lage.
Kuchh Mahine Hi Kate Honge Lahed Men Chain Se.
Dost Bhi Mar Mar Ke Kabristaan Mein Aane Lage.

Yaar.....
By : Gagan (Views : 2848)

"Khuda k ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar ho gaye....
Kuch to Pakde gaye,
Or kuch humare yaar ho gaye.."

DIL KEHTA HAI
By : Gagan(Views : 5159)

AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,
MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,
DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,
PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!

Whereincity
By : Gagan (Views : 2611)

Is din ke intzaar mein kabse baithe the hum
mili itni kushiyan ke bhool gaye sare gum
khuda kare ye bahaar yunhi bantti rahe
hum rahe na rahe whereincity ko shayri ki bahaar milti rahe.

Tumse Mila Main Kal To
By : Gagan (Views : 4071)

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

DHARTI SE AASMAAN TAK
By : Gagan(Views : 2336)

DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK, AASMAAN SE DHARTI TAK
DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK, AASMAAN SE DHARTI TAK
DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK, AASMAAN SE DHARTI TAK
DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK, AASMAAN SE DHARTI TAK
HAWA HI HAWA HAI.

Dil Tumhari Saheli Kavita
By : Gagan(Views : 1950)

apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
yadi baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.

Shaadi Ke Baad Choordh Dunga
By : Gagan(Views : 2392)

Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga,
shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga,
subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna,
shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.