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Ek Geet Likha
By : Gagan (Views : 995)

Ek geet likha hai
Maine aap ki surat dekh kar
Us geet ko sangeet diya hai
Maine aapki muskurahat dekh kar
Par usse gaana bhool gaya
Main apki Awaaz sun kar

Mohabbat Ki Dushmanee
By : Gagan (Views : 788)

TUMSE DUSHMANEE MOL LI HOTI
TO AB TAK MOHABBAT ME BADAL JAATI!
MOHABBAT KYON KARBAITHA TUMSE
KI AB DUSHMANEE HI DUSHMANEE!

TERE GHAR AAKE BAAT KAR LI HOTI
TO AB TAK SHADI HO JAATI!
CHHUP CHHUP KE KYON MILNE LAGE TUMSE
KI AB SANSANEE HI SANSANEE!

Mat Ho Meri Jaan Udaas
By : Gagan (Views : 930)

Kachre ke dibbe mein tujh ko bitha ke
Jhaadoo aur Ponchhe se tujh ko sajaa ke
Rakhunga Main Naalee ke Paas
Mat ho Meri Jaan Udaas

Aaina-E-Dil
By : Gagan (Views : 729)

Aaina-e-Dil Todkar Dekh Liya Tune
Teri Soorat Ke Siwa Aur Bhala Kya Nikla
Maine Socha Tha Ke Fariyaad Karonga Hakim se
Woh Bhi Zalim Tera Chahne Wala Nikla

Yun Toh
By : Gagan (Views : 854)

Yun toh unki har shaam naashe mein guzarti thi
Ek baar shaam nashe mein thi, woh khud guzar gaye

Huasla Aazmaaish
By : Gagan (Views : 853)

Kabhi Hausla Aazma Lena Chahiye
Bure Waqt Me Muskara Lena Chahiye
Jab Saat Din Me Bhi Khujli Naa Mite To
Aathve Din Achhe se Naha Lena Chahiye

India Nahi HongKong Hai
By : Gagan(Views : 9002)

Ilu-Ilu pyaar ka ek song hai
Raastaa ye bahot hi tough-or-long hai
Politics mei hai pyaar rishte aur wafaa
chek karo phir se ye number rong hai
kise hai hosh yahaan pure kunye mei
ghul chuki bhaang hai
kiss kiyaa thaa park mei
raat gujari thaane mei
Samjhate the ki ye
India nahi HongKong hai

Pappu Girlfriend
By : Gagan (Views : 10083)

Soja pappu
soja pappu
agar tujhe neend aati hai
Tere neend aate hi teri girlfriend mujhe phone lagati hai

Dimaag
By : Gagan (Views : 7644)

Main aapko chand kehta, Main aapko chand kehta Lekin usme bhi daag hai
Main aapko suraj kehta, Main aapko Suraj kehta Lekin usme bhi aag hai
Main aapko bandar kehta, Main aapko bandar kehta
Lekin usme bhi dimaag hai

Ashiq Ka Dard
By : Gagan (Views : 7672)

Dil ke armaan aasu me beh gaye
ye aashique ka dard tha
jo baat unse kehni thi
light chaligaye aur unki mummy se keh gaye

Na Ishq Karna
By : Gagan(Views : 2758)

Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai

Kaali Ghata
By : Gagan (Views : 2316)

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaaiyi hai
aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai
kahti hai ki sudhar jao
magar meri galti nahi hai doston
barabar waali ladki aaj mini skirt mein aayi hai

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai
usko dekh meri haalat chakrayi hai
dil mein baat karne ki khwahish aayi hai
par aaj kismat ne bhi tangdi khayi hai
aaj meri gf mere saath mein market aayi hai

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai

saare armanoo ki hui aaj vidai hai
arre bhai maine uske saamne maar khaayi hai
sharam ne mooh par laali lagayi hai
par dil hai ki maanta nahi
chupke se karta mooh dikhai hai

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai
aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai

WAH GHALIB TUNE
By : Gagan (Views : 3188)

wah ghalib tune kya sher mara hai
wah ghalibe tune kya sher mara hai
are yaar! dekh zara sherni kitna ro rahi hai

Aapko Kya Lagta Hai
By : Gagan (Views : 2940)

Aapko kya lagta hai Hum aapko pareshan karte hai
ruko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko savdhan karte hai
Arre ye to mahol aur mausam ka asar hai
warna aise waison par hum bhi time waste nahi karte hai

Internet Per Ladki Pataayi
By : Gagan (Views : 4321)

Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

TUM SADA
By : Gagan (Views : 5322)

TUM SADA HASTE RAHO
MUSKURATE RAHO
KHILKHILATE RAHO
KHUSH RAHO
SADA GUNGUNATE RAHO
MERA KYA HAI LOG TUMHE HI PAGAL SAMJHENGE

Chimpanzi
By : Gagan (Views : 3589)

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Voh Ajj
By : Gagan (Views : 3691)

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hi kamine hain
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

Love Ka Production
By : Gagan (Views : 5834)

Na Chemistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical mein ayee nazar Ek Ladki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi
Baton mein Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson mein Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere mein hota tha Radium ka Abhas
Nazrein mili, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua
Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise
Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua
Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchhal pade
Ignesium Tube mein jaise Sodium Bhadak uthe
Woh bole, Hosh mein aao, Pehchano apni Auqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath
Ye sun kar Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beakar
Aur ham Chup rahe Benzaldehyde ka Kadwa Ghoont pee kar
Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha

Promise Me That
By : Gagan (Views : 2895)

Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like:
I AM THE HEART, YOU ARE THE BEAT,
I AM THE SEA, YOU ARE THE FISH,
I AM THE SKY, YOU ARE THE STAR,
I AM THE TREE, YOU ARE THE MONKEY.

Golgappe
By : Gagan (Views : 2939)

Ashiq pagal ho jate hai pyar mein,
baki kasar puri ho jati hai intezar mein.
Magar ye dilruba nahi samajhti,
golgappe khati firti hai baazar mein.

Ishq Me Dekh Tera
By : Gagan (Views : 2670)

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Shadi Karna Tha Par Kismat Khuli Nahi
By : Gagan (Views : 2003)

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Banana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
By : Gagan (Views : 2137)

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe,
chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi sitare bhi saath hote.

Teri Har Chhoti Chhoti Baatein
By : Gagan (Views : 2510)

Hume Jeene Nahi Deti Hai Ye Gujari Huyi yaadein
Hame Se Bhooli Nahi Jati Hai Ye Biti Huyi Baatein
Ab Kaise Kahein Ham Tum se Ye Dost Teri Baatein
Hame Har Pal Yaad Dilata Hai Teri Har Chhoti chhoti Baatein.