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Kash Mujhe Milte Mere Sapno Ki Rani..
By : Gagan (Views : 1151)

Kash mujhe milte mere sapno ki rani,
Agar hoti meri musharaf ki beti se shaadi,
Kashmir ki samasya ka hota nidan,
Dahej me mujhe milta pakistan.

THANDHA MATLAB COca CoLa
By : Gagan (Views : 1354)

Arz kiya hai....
Main ban gaya uske pyar me barf ka gola.
Main ban gaya uske pyar me barf ka gola.
Aur vo boli THANDHA MATLAB COca CoLa

Aap Hamari Gali Me Aaye..
By : Gagan (Views : 1105)

Aap hamari gali me aaye,
Thoda sharmaye,
Thoda itraye,
Thoda muskuraye,
Thoda ghabraye aur
Phir zor se chilllaye...
KHALI BOTAL PLASTIC...de do...

Tajmahal To Hame Bhi Banana Tha..
By : Gagan (Views : 1109)

Pyar to hame bhi karna Tha,
Par khuch khaas hua Nahi-
Tajmahal to hame bhi banana Tha..
Par afsoss Ke..loan pass hua Nahi...

Pathar Say Na Maro Mere Divanay Ko...
By : Gagan (Views : 1008)

Pathar say na maro mere divanay ko...
Pathar say na maro mere divanay ko....
BOMB ka zamana hai ajkal UDA DALO....

Shama
By : Gagan (Views : 1373)

Shama ro ro kar parwane se keh rahi hai, Shama ro ro kar parwane se keh rahi hai, Shama ro ro kar parwane se keh rahi hai, Darling mujhe rumal de do meri nozi beh rahi hai

Students
By : Gagan (Views : 1505)

Students ke dard ko university kya jaane, College ke rivajin ko parents kya janne, Hoti hai kitni taqlif jo paper likhne walon ko, Woh paper check karne wala kya jaane.

Confusion Ka Movement
By : Gagan (Views : 1223)

Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
Confusion ka movement aaya hoga,
Kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banana chaha hog,
Ek mein dono ka mixtute pasand aaya hoga.

Teri Khoobsoorat Aankhon Mein Aansoo Achche Nahin Lagte
By : Gagan (Views : 1507)

Teri khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte
Chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte

Usse Shayar Kehte Hain
By : Gagan (Views : 1169)

Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Sadqey Jaoon Tumhari Patli Kamar Per
By : Gagan (Views : 1111)

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per

Tere Husn Ki Kya Taarif Karoo
By : Gagan (Views : 1501)

Tere husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

Jab Tum Angdayi Leti Ho To....
By : Gagan (Views : 1048)

Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai
Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

Woh Hamari Gali Me Aaye....
By : Gagan (Views : 1042)

Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole.....
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

Bartan Lelo Bartan....
By : Gagan (Views : 964)

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

Aas-paas Hota Hai
By : Gagan (Views : 1078)

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Ghoonghat
By : Gagan (Views : 1391)

Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to.....
Deewana hua
Sangeet ka taraana hua
Shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti me mastaana hua
.... Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to ...
Is duniya se ravaana hua

Unusual Dream
By : Gagan (Views : 1344)

Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

I Love You....................
By : Gagan (Views : 2003)

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals

Thank You So Much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
By : Gagan (Views : 1156)

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

Teri Aankain Jhuki Jhuki
By : Gagan (Views : 1254)

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
To aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Kaash Hum
By : Gagan (Views : 1826)

KAASH HUM EK SMS HOTE,
EK CLICK KARTE TUMHARE PASS HOTE,
BHALE HI TUM HUME DELETE KAR DETE,
PAR KUCH PAL KE LIYE TUMHARE PASS TO HOTE,

Mard Taange Waala
By : Gagan (Views : 1234)

Mard taange waala,
Hoon main mard taange waala,
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saala.

Roj Subha Hum Karte Hai
By : Gagan (Views : 1416)

Roj subha hum karte hai
Itne pyar se unhe good morning,
Who humhe ghoor kar dekte hai
Jaise 0 error but 5 warning.