Funny Shayari

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25 Paise
By : Gagan (Views : 501)

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

Behan Pata Rakhi Thi
By : Gagan (Views : 349)

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

Na Mile Bail
By : Gagan (Views : 672)

Degree ki aadh mein college ne kiya blackmail
Jahan hum hote the pass wahan kar diya fail
Mann karta hai ki pahuchadu inhe aisi jail
ki lakh koshish kar le fir bhi mile ne inhe bail

Hyderabadi Shayari
By : Gagan (Views : 754)

Hatha me hath milake
Hatha me hath milake
anguthi churake chali gayi
abhi gale milne ko aari
kya karati ki kya ki

chai pine ko aake
chai pine ko aake
soccer churake chali gayi
abhi full meals ko aari
kya karati ki kya ki

pahalich mulakat me
pahalich mulakat me
five star me chuna lagai
abhi date pe leke jao bolari
kya karati ki kya ki

sagai sagai bolake
sagai saagi bolake
puri shopping karali
abhi shadi shadi bolari
kya karati ki kya ki

Lal
By : Gagan (Views : 429)

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
yahan likhna mana hai

Dabbe
By : Gagan (Views : 397)

Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargosh
Uncle ne aankh mari aunty behosh

Dard Ka Maza
By : Nitin Gagan (Views : 1184)

ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai
ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai
jo na na karte huye bhi use apni behan banata hai

Mohabbat Mein
By : Gagan(Views : 860)

Janeman aapki mahobbat mein
kya se kya haal ho gaya
badan se badboo aa rahee hai
nahaye huye zamana ho gaya

Aage Jao
By : Gagan(Views : 654)

Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao
ki duniya aapse bas yahi kahe
jao baba aage jao, aage jao

Meri Zindagi
By : Gagan(Views : 922)

Meri jindagi ek jua banke reh gayi
Meri jindagi ek jua banke reh gayi
Maine jise pyaar kiya
woh mere baccho ki bua banke reh gayi

MUHALLE WALI BAYI
By : Gagan (Views : 884)

KAL RAAT KISI KI ZUBAN SE AAWAZ NIKLI
CHAL NIKAL LE DEKH KE KOI PATLI GALI
MAINE TO SOCHA THA KOI PATAKHA HOGA
DOSTO NE KAHA WO THI RAAM KALI

Chudel Ka Bachcha
By : Gagan(Views : 798)

Pakistan se ayaa hoon
pyaar ki sogaat laya hoon
aap sab ko darane ke liye
ye chudel ka bachcha laya hoon

FIZAO MEIN TUM HO
By : Gagan (Views : 715)

FIZAO MEIN TUM HO
GHATAO MEIN TUM HO
HAWAO MEIN TUM HO
BAHARO MEIN TUM HO
DHOOP MEIN TUM HO
CHAON MEIN TUM HO
AB TUM HE BATAO MERI JAAN
KYA TUM KISI BHOOT SE KAM HO

EK WAQT THA
By : Gagan (Views : 1753)

EK WAQT THA JAB AAP KE MSGS AISE AATE THE
JAISE KISI NE AAP KE SIR PAR PISTOL RAKHI HUYI HAI
AUR AAP SE SMS KARWA RAHE HAI
MAGAR AB TO LAGTA HAI
KISI NE AAP KO GOLI HI MARDI HAI

HUM AAP KO
By : Gagan (Views : 1311)

HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAI
AAP SE MILNA CHAHTE HAI
PAR YE LOG BAHUT ZALIM HAI
MUJHE AAP SE MILNE NAHI DETE
KEHTAY HAI "ZOO BANDH HAI, KAL ANA"

HUM RAAT KI TANHAIYON
By : Gagan (Views : 979)

HUM RAAT KI TANHAIYON SE AAPKA ZIKR KIYA KARTE HAI
CHAND SE AAPKI BAATE KIYA KARTE HAI
NA AAO HUMARE KHWABON MEIN YOON TUM
HUM BHOOT SE DARA KARTE HAI

GUM HO GAYI MAKE-UP
By : Gagan (Views : 777)

GUM HO GAYI MAKE-UP MEIN
ASLI KI PEHCHAAN
UPAR SE TAJMAHAL
ANDAR SE KABRISTAAN

BADE LAMBE HOTE HAI
By : Gagan (Views : 751)

BADE LAMBE HOTE HAI
YE ZINDAGI KE RAASTE
DO KADAM TUM CHALO
DO KADAM HUM CHALENGE
BAAD MEIN TAXI KAR LENGE

STUDENT KE DARD
By : Gagan (Views : 1067)

STUDENT KE DARD KO UNIVERSITY KYA JANE
COLLEGE KE RIVAZO KO PARENTS KYA JANE
HOTI HAI KITNI TAQLEEF EK PAPER LIKHNE ME
WOH PAPER CHECK KARNE WALE KYA JANE

SEMI ENGLISH SHAYARI
By : Gagan (Views : 1096)

THE JANAAZA OF MEHBOOB
NIKLA FROM THE GALI OF MEHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOR AND SHOR
THE MEHBOOBA JHANKING FROM THE DOLI
AUR BOLI MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR

Dosti Ki Kadar
By : Gagan (Views : 890)

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Wo Pal Bhi Kya
By : Gagan (Views : 665)

Wo pal bhi kya tha
jab aap ko log kiss pe kiss kiya karte the
Magar apki phooti kismat to dekho
us waqt Aap "HUGGIES" pehna karte the

Arz Kiya Hai
By : Gagan (Views : 621)

Arz kiya hai
Madmast hawayein hain
Mausam bhi suhana hain
Bandar SMS padh raha hai
Kya educated zamana hai

Tere Pyaar Main
By : Gagan (Views : 832)

Tere pyaar main kitna intezaar kiya
Tere pyaar main kitna intezaar kiya
Aur uss intezaar mein na jane kitno se pyaar kiya